hot damn cold

It’s not just cold out today, it’s damn cold.

Twenty-five degrees below zero is not the coldest it gets here, nor does it set any sort of record for cold, but minus twenty-five is a threshold for a temperature below which it doesn’t even matter for another fifteen or twenty degrees cooler. It’s just cold… so stay inside where it’s warm.

It’s bundle up under a blanket even in your own house cold.

It’s leave the furnace and space heaters running all day cold.

It’s put a jacket on the dog when she goes to pee cold.

It’s can’t hear the music in the car over the heating fan cold.

It’s hot damn cold.